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Table Goblin

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.

Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!

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Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!

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That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008
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Knights of the Round Table

A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.
Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.
by jesusshuttlesworth69 October 29, 2012
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rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007
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under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
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Tablenuts

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.
by WellLo July 10, 2016
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Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5
by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007
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tablexic

Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect.
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Dr Johnson's Pen August 7, 2008
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