Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.

My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.

by dmac67 November 19, 2010

Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009

Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

Unicorn Surprise

A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum

Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.

by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010

eskimo surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by barf September 11, 2008

Mexican Surprise

A Mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.

Kids from jessica's school

Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"

Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"

by sexfiend37 June 21, 2011

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003