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A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.
A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.
by Stubalove July 1, 2011
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straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.
Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.
by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020
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Straight month

A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July
Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”
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Super straight

Guy: hey I'm super straight

Girl: *walks away*
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Super straight

Them: I’m super straight 👹

Literally anyone else: you’re transphobic.
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Straight Edge

Branched off of a song by minor threat. Wasn't purposely created. Straight Edge is not a set of rules, nor a movement. It is an anti-stupidity, anti-obsession, pro-positive, pro-alertness thinking idea.

Some kids took it too far and now it is tagged with a gang or elitist mentality.
"sXe"
by happy go licky June 26, 2003
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straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
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