Squarez

To possess legs that are equally long as they are wide, creating the celestial image of a polygon with four equal sides and angles on the bottom half of a girls body.

Mike: Yo Reggie have you seen how short and stumpy that girls legs are?!
Reginald: Yeah bro, she has such Squarez!

by jahooli the third August 2, 2011

lol square

An extreme type of lol. It expresses gut busting laughter.

A lol square looks like this:
LLL
LoL
LLL

As you can see lol is spelled in every direction. Up, down, left, right, and diagonally.

by DarthAwesome January 10, 2009

Quare on the Square

Dublin rhyming slang ("Quare" from the originally derogatory "queer" for gay, homosexual) for the reclining statue of Oscar Wilde, carved in County Cork from rocks of various colours. The statue is mounted on a boulder at one corner of Archbishop Ryan Park, Merrion Square, Dublin, opposite two metal columns inscribed with quotes from Wilde.

You've just got to come and see the tart with the cart and the quare on the square.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Goofing on a Square

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.

"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

by superhero75 August 25, 2010

back to square root

When starting something over again

Looks like we are back to square root

by Hdheox March 23, 2017

No-No Square

A part of the body that should not be touched by others, especially not nonces.

The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.

Child: STOP! Don't touch me there! THIS IS...my No-No Square!
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

square bear

one with a job and no points against them, learns from friends screw-ups not being able to stick it to the man properly.

square bear: being able to know there priorities over what they want, due to point racking friends.

by that one wondering guy you kno August 17, 2008