Crack snack

The act of licking or sucking or making out with the rim of your partner's anus to provide sexual pleasure and release.

Hey girl, you hungry for some crack snack after the Mumford concert?

by fantasticmsfox January 1, 2018

Bribery snacks

These are the types of snacks you have probably experienced or at least seen once in your life, and they are basically defined by the name. In other words, these are snacks that you see at a booth or a stand belonging to a company. Not to be confused with free samples (though it's a little similar), these are not snacks from the company but things such as brownies/cookies, typical Halloween candy, chips, and generic unhealthy food. These are all things that a company does at those stands to remind you of them as you eat the bribery snack. Though of course you'll take it because it's free (even if you'll have to listen to the people at the stand talking and you nodding your head even though you have no idea what they are talking about). If you still don't understand this, please read about free samples.

Man 1: So how was your day at the mall yesterday?
Man 2: Didn't really buy anything but I got some bribery snacks.
Man 1: Sick! Got any you can share with me?

by anonymous November 10, 2022

bobby snack

another term for a beer. named for a gentleman in my home town who loved pbr or i guess whatever kind of beer he could get his hands on.

i think i will have another bobby snack please.

by mike wood December 23, 2006

Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.

Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.

by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014

Scooby Snacks

Slang for LSD or "Little Scooby Doo". Everybody loves Scooby Snacks!

Greg: "I tripped my fucking balls off last night."

Fred: "Dude. You gotta give me some of those Scooby Snacks!"

by Lets_Do_Scooby_Snacks January 25, 2016

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021