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Singles

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”
by Castillooooo June 24, 2022
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Singles

Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.
by ProfessorProcrastinate July 24, 2022
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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
by Rinnie! January 21, 2023
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singleK

Aye pmo I’m singleK crim
by Veronica marie February 17, 2023
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Singler

A singler is a person who sings loudly like Adolf Hitler ranting about random crap.
Are you singler? Because you are singing a indescribable amount of decibels.
by RedCows382 July 4, 2023
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Singles Cult!

Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
Do you wanna join Singles cult!?
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
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