Shits aggressively

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

by Not a big boy February 2, 2021

Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021

Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.

Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?

by rss_atlas May 27, 2021

Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Pride Shit

A shit left in a toilet by it's taker when he or she believes it's such a noteworthy shit everyone else must see it. Usually takes place in public bathrooms.

I just left a 14-inch pride shit in the handicapped stall!

by Mr. F33n3y February 5, 2010

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013