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Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.
Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."
by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013
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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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Second Hand Curry

The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.
Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?

Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
by DBoy July 22, 2014
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not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.
Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.
by louisegue November 9, 2013
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second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."
John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
by phonaputer November 5, 2015
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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
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