To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.
by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013
Get the Second Hand Stoned mug.Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
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Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
Get the 1-second-funny mug.The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.
Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?
Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
by DBoy July 22, 2014
Get the Second Hand Curry mug.Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.
Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.
by louisegue November 9, 2013
Get the not worth a second glance mug.John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
by phonaputer November 5, 2015
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Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
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