thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

thumbtack salad by java monster February 22, 2008

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

Protest Salad by Dax420 September 11, 2012

Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink

Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"

Sink Salad by sinksaladluver February 4, 2013

cum salad 

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.

I made a cum salad in that bitch

cum salad by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

midnight salad 

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

midnight salad by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

Dumpster Salad 

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

Dumpster Salad by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

Potato Salad Thread 

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

Potato Salad Thread by Belly Slap September 22, 2016