red fusion

When a girl has her period and her partner takes a straw and sucks out the blood and then spits it in her mouth and then cums in her mouth.

Dude, I totally did red fusion to Anna last night, but I missed and there was blood everywhere.

by AlyxAnderson May 2, 2008

red line

The Canadian version of second base according to robin in How I Met Your Mother. some would say it's feeling up (boobs or ass), while some would say it's a hand job or fingering. all you gotta do is determine what "league" your "playing" in.

red line in house league is just feeling up (with or without cloths)

red line in AAA or NHL is hand job or fingering

House league: blue line; making out, red line; feeling up, offensive blue line/offensive zone; hand job/fingering/oral, in the crease; sex

AAA or NHL: blue line; making out with feeling up, red line; hand job/fingering, offensive blue line/offensive zone; oral, in the crease; sex

other great things come with this hockey-sex metaphor like:
-wrap around (doggy style)
-to many men on the ice (double team)
-assist is for the wing man
-pulling the goal tender (no protection)
-home ice advantage (being at your place)
-hatrick (scoring 3 times in a row)

first example:
Mike-dude i got to the red line with Sarah!
Alex-what league were you playing in?
Mike-NHL man!

second example:
Mike-great assist last night man!
Alex-oh ya how'd it go with you and that chick from the bar?
Mike-i got right in the crease!
Alex-awesome, how'd you score?
Mike-i pulled a wrap around.
Alex-you didn't pull the goal tender did you?
Mike-of course not. but i did get a hatrick!
Alex-right on!
Mike-ya it was legendary! must have been the home ice advantage

by crazybobbobbob October 30, 2011

red bank

The place for a bunch of scene kids in Jersey to hang out.

The place for a bunch of scene kids in Jersey to hang out.
"Wanna hit red bank tonight? We could get slurpees."
"Yeah, that would be cool... could we listen to shitty local bands too?"
"Yeah, then we can hang out in the park and do absolutely nothing... meet me at sundown?"

by NJBlues August 21, 2006

red army

The massive army of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, or USSR for short. Something that struck fear into the free world for forty years. Contrary to what the western propaganda said, the red army was too weak after WWII to take on the rest of Europe. But they still would have owned America in a nuke war.

The red army would have slaughtered the concentrated US population with a few ICBMs, they didn't need as many as the US.

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

Red Dawn

What you call an event that happens when you wake up next to a Russian after a very dirty night.

That super blond Russian woke up in my bed this morning. It was Red Dawn, and I won the war.

by Dr.P-Money August 22, 2011

Red Bud

Contrary to popular belief this is not a type of drug. It is a small city located in southern Illinois, approximately 45 minutes south of St. Louis, Missouri.

It is a rural community with an extensive background in agriculture and hunting. Most of the inhabitants are of Germanic or French descent.

Despite having a few thriving businesses that compete in the global market, Red Bud really isn't known for anything other than drunken high schoolers who party every weekend. Thus it's oh so popular nickname with the younger crowd, "Dead Bud." It is also often shorten simply to "The Bud."

While in college I met this redneck from Red Bud.

You meet those chicks at the party last night, they be Red Bud girls.

by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Red Wings

You earn your "red wings" when you either
a) have sex on your period
b) have sex with someone on thier period

I must be an angel cause I have red wings! ;)

by nayeliavaria December 4, 2010