rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."

Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.

by BTNJ August 30, 2008

Runner

Typically found on college campuses. A runner is an individual who spontaneously takes of in a wild gallop for no apparent reason. This individual can most commonly be seen in the late hours of the evening when few people are outside.

I was walking with my girlfriend last night and a runner came down the sidewalk. After stopping in the middle of the walk, she proceeded to round the corner and fall.

by A Concerned Streak October 11, 2004

Rangers FC

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc haven’t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

Emo rangers

A disgrace to the original Power Rangers who were fiersome ninjas empowered by Zordon (a talking head in a crystal case) who gave them the ability to morph and to even up the score against the forces of evil (which varies depending on the series). The real Power Rangers were granted giant fighting robots called "Zords" that combine into a larger, more powerful Zord. The "Emo Rangers" however are given wussy outfits and less than threatening pansy robots. The original theme song was, in fact, done by a metal band to show the pure raw power and badassery versus the "moshing" variety of Emo rangers who sulk in a darkened corner kicking their legs slightly.

Power Rangers: "It's Morphin' time!"
Emo Rangers: "It's sulkin' time...."
Power Rangers engage in epic ninja battles with flashy explosions
Emo Rangers cry and smoke up.
Power Rangers morph into fierce animals.
Emo Rangers comb their hair and paint a bleeding heart on their face.

by Cesco October 2, 2006

3rd Ranger Battalion

1. A realism unit for the game "Day of Defeat: Source", commanded by Captain Stornaiuolo. Unlike normal video game clans, the 3rd Ranger Battalion (3rd RB for short) uses realistic war stradegies and a realistic ranking system.

2. An actual real-life Ranger Battalion part of the 75th Ranger Regiment.

1. "Dude, I wanna join the 3rd Ranger Battalion because they stomped the 2nd SS in that last realism scrim!"

2. "Wow, the 3rd Rangers are hard core."

by Cpl. Cary Richelieu [3rd RB] December 28, 2007

Power Ranger

A sometimes light jibe or slur from crusier riders towards sport bikers.Harley Davidson and metric riders both.Less so from the latter.The comment stems towards sportbike riders in full leathers,with or without any added colors on them in full racing leathers.

That damn "power ranger" made my Sportster look like it wasn't moving in 6th and he was only on one wheel.

by Jim Hexgrim October 18, 2008