Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

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Rachel

Leader of Josh's Cult. "Marrying" Josh's Brother.

Rachel:"This is my cult now"
Andrew:"Can i die yet?"
Rachel:"Drink the kool-aid andrew."

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

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When you work for an employer for seven years years so he will consent to his daughter marrying you and after 7 years he gives his other daughter who you marry but work another 7 years so you can marry the first daughter (the employer’s second daughter) who you wanted to marry originally and is taking 14 years to pull off.

Why is Jacob still tending Laban’s livestock? Its a case of Rachel profiling.

by Quinto en Camino May 10, 2023

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Rachel and Anya

Two pookies who are friends, Anya has an artistic soul and Rachel has a funny personality. Both can come off as shy when you first meet them, but after a while you see their true self. They are best friends and they can be yours too. Well, maybe not your pookie but they can be your dookie! Of course they have other friends but they are still best friends!

Rachel and Anya are amazing best friends.

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 7, 2023

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Rachelle

A woman of great presence, that doesn't need introduction as her presence defines her being. Also known as Boo Bunny and often is in the presence of KP the Persian Charmer.

I went to a party and was Rachelled... everyone couldn't take their eye off of me because of my Charming Persian arm candy KP.

by The Persian Charmer September 14, 2023

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