butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.

ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away

by ItaLy ftw June 2, 2010

Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.

Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.

by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina

That bitch just took a big ass mega queef

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first

I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.

by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate

i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him

by kgenius12 February 25, 2011

backwards queef

when a girl farts and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

"I told that girl not to fart sitting down, now she just did a backwards queef!"

by meow on April 1, 2010