Sack of Potatoes

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.

Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!

by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003

Wii Potato

A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.

Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.

by Madonna Koryn August 28, 2007

Purple potato

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!

by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013

potato face

Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it

Wow, shes such a potato face!

by Forshizzles March 27, 2007

potato chaser

A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.

'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'

by Adalius February 13, 2009

couch-potato

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

by Sexydimma February 19, 2015