free porn

can be found on the sites Youporn & Redtube. Both sites are a similar format to youtube & are completely free.

I'm going on Youporn to watch some free porn.

by pornopete January 8, 2008

Hate Porn

'Reality' television which features people who represent the absolute worst aspects of humanity. The viewer essentially takes pleasure through judging the cast members as worthless and talking with other viewers about how much they hate these people.

Examples include the shows 'Jersey Shore,' 'Keeping up with the Kardashians,' and 'Real Housewives of Orange County.'

Reality shows have always shown some degree of hate porn (See: Puck, def. 6), but only recently have begun to focus on this aspect, rather than relationships or the 'problem of the week.'

"My GAWD Snookie was soooo awful last night can you believe her?"

"I just absolutely HAAATE! her!"

"Y'all need to lay off of that Hate Porn, it's bad for your soul."

by Jamesze March 4, 2010

Porn remorse

That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.

The feeling usually subsides minutes later.

*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."

*5 minutes later*

"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"

by Dirtyhobohobo May 16, 2005

Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.

My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.

by sdtopensied February 4, 2010

gay porn

what makes me hot.

i love to stick my cock into another guy

by carlos riez February 18, 2004

pocket porn

When pornographic materials are stored or viewed on a handheld device, usually one with video &/or WiFi capabilities.

Dan: Dude, sweet iPhone! Whats the best feature?
Shaun: Dude, the pocket porn, easily.
Dan: Haha. Fo Sho.

by bombom November 21, 2007

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008