Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:
"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:
"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.
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by pornopete January 8, 2008
Get the free porn mug.'Reality' television which features people who represent the absolute worst aspects of humanity. The viewer essentially takes pleasure through judging the cast members as worthless and talking with other viewers about how much they hate these people.
Examples include the shows 'Jersey Shore,' 'Keeping up with the Kardashians,' and 'Real Housewives of Orange County.'
Reality shows have always shown some degree of hate porn (See: Puck, def. 6), but only recently have begun to focus on this aspect, rather than relationships or the 'problem of the week.'
Examples include the shows 'Jersey Shore,' 'Keeping up with the Kardashians,' and 'Real Housewives of Orange County.'
Reality shows have always shown some degree of hate porn (See: Puck, def. 6), but only recently have begun to focus on this aspect, rather than relationships or the 'problem of the week.'
"My GAWD Snookie was soooo awful last night can you believe her?"
"I just absolutely HAAATE! her!"
"Y'all need to lay off of that Hate Porn, it's bad for your soul."
"I just absolutely HAAATE! her!"
"Y'all need to lay off of that Hate Porn, it's bad for your soul."
by Jamesze March 4, 2010
Get the Hate Porn mug.That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.
The feeling usually subsides minutes later.
The feeling usually subsides minutes later.
*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."
*5 minutes later*
"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"
*5 minutes later*
"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"
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Get the Porn remorse mug.Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.
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