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Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.
by foodpornographer June 23, 2012
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nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product
"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
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free porn

can be found on the sites Youporn & Redtube. Both sites are a similar format to youtube & are completely free.
I'm going on Youporn to watch some free porn.
by pornopete January 8, 2008
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Hate Porn

'Reality' television which features people who represent the absolute worst aspects of humanity. The viewer essentially takes pleasure through judging the cast members as worthless and talking with other viewers about how much they hate these people.

Examples include the shows 'Jersey Shore,' 'Keeping up with the Kardashians,' and 'Real Housewives of Orange County.'

Reality shows have always shown some degree of hate porn (See: Puck, def. 6), but only recently have begun to focus on this aspect, rather than relationships or the 'problem of the week.'
"My GAWD Snookie was soooo awful last night can you believe her?"

"I just absolutely HAAATE! her!"

"Y'all need to lay off of that Hate Porn, it's bad for your soul."
by Jamesze March 4, 2010
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Porn remorse

That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.

The feeling usually subsides minutes later.
*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."

*5 minutes later*

"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"
by Dirtyhobohobo May 16, 2005
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Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.
My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.
by sdtopensied February 4, 2010
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gay porn

what makes me hot.
i love to stick my cock into another guy
by carlos riez February 18, 2004
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