Sam LaPorta potty
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
Sam LaPorta potty by Clubboy November 23, 2023
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The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
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He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
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(I said you can call him Agent P).
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HeRrRrRrRr.
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(but you can call him Agent P).
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(I said you can call him Agent P).
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Panamanian Port-O-Potty
You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.
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Painting the platypus
To engage in a wildly unhinged hookup that spirals into a chaotic, overindulgent mess of enthusiasm, bad decisions, and “we’ve gone too far to stop now” energy—usually involving excessive everything and ending with both people staring at the aftermath in silence, questioning their life choices.
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“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
Painting the platypus by Special agent p April 13, 2026
Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry
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