Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

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picklegoose

short person

Aha your such a picklegoose

by ~•Shin•~ June 27, 2020

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picklehater33

a hot ass mother fucker that doesn't like pickles very much but like that's fair pickles are disgusting so it's for good reason this type of person is also pog af

gray: i hate pickles because they are disgusting

random person on tiktok: who are you picklehater33

by immahellenkellmyself June 20, 2021

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Pickle Powder

When you don't clean your dick after sex and allow the vaginal secretions to dry into a white crusty powder on your cock.

After banging your mom last night I ran home to find my boots full of pickle powder.

by Opie82 April 1, 2022

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beer pickle

akin to whiskey dick, except that the cause of limpness is the result of an over consumption of beer rather than whiskey. Said pickle may also smell of vinegar in some cases.

"She said he drank a case of beer , and then tried to put the beer pickle on her."

by Meek One October 15, 2009

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