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Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
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Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?
by Ppgang official March 28, 2022
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Juliet Pearl

Juliet Pearl is a selfless daughter. She is willing to sacrifice her wants for the betterment of the people around her. She is responsible and beautiful. She loves to hang out with her friends and just talk about their journey. She has a sense of motherhood that everyone around her wants to depend on her. She doubts what future she will have, but for sure it will be the one she always prays for. She is deep to talk to, will listen to you, and won't tolerate your misbehavior. She is frank but not in the sense of hurting you but in a sense of allowing you to see; what you did was wrong. Juliet Pearl, you are one of a kind.
Girl 1: I've heard Juliet Pearl sacrifice her dream for the people she cherish.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard it too.

Boy 1: I think I'm in love, she is so selfless and caring.
Girl 1: I know right. I hope she gets what she deserved.
by prlmn! March 6, 2022
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Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television
by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023
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Reverse Pearl Harbor

The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

"Reverse Pearl Harbor" because it was the US's retaliation after the attack on Pearl Harbor therefore the saying "Reverse Pearl Harbor"
Person 1: Your literally mexican bro shut up
Person 2: keep playin wimme bruh ima pull a reverse pearl harbor on u
by Yorkie_dim December 22, 2020
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Pearl boy

It's a korean BL manhwa. The plot is about Jooha, a prostitute and a restaurant worker(who can shoot pearls out of his d-ck during an orgasm) who meets Dooshik, a jobless but sexy guy. Trust me, their story is so beautiful. Beware of carrying tissues with you while reading it.
A : Why are you crying?
B : It's tears of happiness. I just finished Pearl Boy.
by mik0t0 March 19, 2024
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Pearl Master

Someone that is good at eating WhoHa!
Friend: How was your date last night??
Other Friend: Girllll... He was a Pearl Master!
by Mrs.Middlebrooks2U October 16, 2017
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