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G1 Parker

When someone parks half in and half out of the parking spot.
Shit what the fuck bro. Gawd thats a real g1 parker there.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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Hank Parker

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018
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Jackson parker

A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope
Who is that gun carrying kid bitch that’s Jackson Parker
by Gray27 February 12, 2019
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Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
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Mitchell-Parker

A stupid hoe. Fucks herself to sleep in her $.99 clearence house head lookin ass
Damn look at that hoe, she reminds me of Mitchell-Parker
by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019
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Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.
Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to
by hsfffffff June 11, 2019
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Erin Parker

Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.

Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
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