Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

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Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

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Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

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Parker

A man with huge cock and great in bed. And is hilarious but sometimes annoying. With his powerful voice he will make a good politician one day or religious speaker

Let's go vote for Parker

by Sijfjfjf November 24, 2021

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Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x

Boy 1: I’m in love with parker girl
Boy 2: everyone is in love with parker!

by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021

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