Reverse Nut

A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.
**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"
by The Corner Curator August 21, 2017
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dark nuts

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.
by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008
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Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.
by Colo October 17, 2008
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Nut Rush

An instantaneous release of testosterone resulting from a feeling of extreme awesomeness or manliness.
Dude that breakdown just gave me the sickest nut rush! Lets go lift heavy objects and skin small cute animals!
by HawkDegleg January 15, 2012
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What the nut

When something goes extremely gay or wrong or some shocking happens
Did you see jerel eat ass."what the nutt"
by Apegang September 27, 2017
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Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.
Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"
by Logan May 25, 2003
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Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.
“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”
by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019
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