The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
by Yupsidid September 29, 2017
When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob
Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob
by Facia February 26, 2019
A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
by Rosieola2013 September 17, 2015
A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.
Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.
by Hole January 04, 2016