#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

5 Quil

a mix of 5 hour energy and NyQuil

that guy drank a 5 Quil? Shit, no wonder he's tripping out like that

by that guy with the good idea September 5, 2012

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

by sendmeabootypic November 5, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P

Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly

by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021

May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022