*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021
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by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
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by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020
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Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,
Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t
Person 1- Don’t be a simp
Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t
Person 1- Don’t be a simp
by Spaiid June 4, 2020
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My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
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