Skip to main content

Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
mugGet the Homo-Patheticmug.

homo-niewiadomo

Obraźliwy termin określający osobę homoseksualną lub o niezidentyfikowanej seksualności.

Czasem także traktowany jako obrazę inteligencji danego człowieka, poprzez kwestionowanie czy należy on do gatunku homo sapiens.
"Ten homo-niewiadomo zawsze nosi różowe spodnie na imprezy."
"Ta dziewczyna zupełnie nie wie jak się uczesać, i wygląda jak jakieś homo-niewiadomo."
by Universette October 22, 2013
mugGet the homo-niewiadomomug.

homo hop to it

Means "damn straight" ... but a version that gay people can use.
There's a lot of chores to be done. Homo hop to it!
by GayAdvocate October 13, 2013
mugGet the homo hop to itmug.

homo cat

a dog that is a cat and who likes it own sex..
man you dog is a homo cat
by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012
mugGet the homo catmug.

Homo-Grease

Ted Pawlick and his coaching styles
Ted, Teddy and The Mounties are all Homo-Grease
by Gangsta47 October 1, 2009
mugGet the Homo-Greasemug.

Homo Erectus

Homo erectus is an extinct species of archaic humans that lived throughout most of the Pleistocene geological epoch. Its earliest fossil evidence dates to 1.8 million years ago.

However , in 2014 , they were once again sighted as matador-wielding brutes in Destiny. The first victims of their relentless onslaught was Khopu and DarknessDude334z
Oh my god guys... I just got homo erectus’d.
by Homo Erectus August 3, 2018
mugGet the Homo Erectusmug.

Depressed Homo

A self-hating homophobic gay who is a failure to God and himself who just needs his back blown out to think straight again tbh
Depressed Homo: Fuck them gays bro
they/them girl: stfu u gay urself
Depressed Homo: I wanna kms
by orel the nigga June 25, 2021
mugGet the Depressed Homomug.

Share this definition