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Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021
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Parents

The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.
by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020
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scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.
by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024
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BugsPlus Parental Controls

A feature as part of BugsPlus, also known as Bugs+, separated by different parental control categories, useful for parents controlling what their child does on Bugs+. It also comes with parental consent.

Official Website: docs.bugsplus.me/other/parent-verify
I would like to suggest a change in my BugsPlus Parental Controls
by Ben Griffiths September 1, 2025
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Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
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