granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

Streak-zone

When you use to talk to someone but you no longer do and only contact each other when you send streaks on Snapchat

"Damn me and Monica are in the streak-zone"

by Mmonje12 April 21, 2018

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

m8 Zoned

chav version of friend zoned

“She’s m8 zoned you pal”

by princesspettyx December 30, 2017

Pen Zoned

When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.

They still talk everyday but she pen zoned him

by sooblic April 6, 2022

War Zone

A war zone is an area where heavy conflict ravages the land.

"Hey Pauly, what are you doing on Twitter?"

"Cover me, i'm entering the 'War Zone."

by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019

Kid zoned

When your parents treat you like a kid even if you're a grown ass adult.

I invited my friend Sarah to travel this weekend, who is 27, but her parents kid zoned her so she won't make it.

by DonSehIt June 10, 2021