When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
by fat obese lady August 1, 2022
Get the Mount n' Bonedmug. A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Get the Fart ‘n Dartmug. by Alsk April 6, 2015
Get the Shit-n-runmug. Andy: Let’s go for a run through the forest.
Corrin: Want to puff n buff?
Andy: Yes, I love feeling mellow during trail runs. Let’s roll something sticky before we go, and one for after as well.
Corrin: Want to puff n buff?
Andy: Yes, I love feeling mellow during trail runs. Let’s roll something sticky before we go, and one for after as well.
by Andy Taught Me April 20, 2019
Get the Puff n Buffmug. The 'Chub n' Tuck' is an art that is so sacred to fashion, it is not portrayed in the media to avoid it being soiled. The Art of the Chub n' Tuck is where one carefully tucks their FUPA into their pants, traditionally to hide said FUPA. Although a bold fashion statement nowadays, done for recreational purposes, in the Stone Age, the cavemen used to Chub n' Tuck to hide their FUPA in their loincloths to seem more attractive to mates.
by xINTELL July 11, 2017
Get the Chub n' tuckmug. Quite possible the greatest fast food institution in the history of the world. Located in Lawrence, MA Big n' Beefy offers everything and anything that you could ask for on a menu. Open until 2am during the week and 4am on the weekends, Big n' Beefy will not disappoint.
by Dan, Regan, Matt November 5, 2005
Get the Big n' Beefymug. Engineer-speak for a problem or part of a problem where numbers can be "plugged" into an equation, at which point the answer can be "chugged" by a calculator.
by MyFantaIsOnFire October 16, 2007
Get the plug 'n chugmug.