Muffin Stuffin

Filling a vagina with anything large, unusual or exotic.

He's my muffin stuffin man. We had everything but the kitchen sink in my pussy last night!

by Rock38 September 7, 2006

muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.

Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.

by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

by lufquote April 30, 2013

Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014