minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009

mingerdumper

someone who dumps a really ugly ugly moll,

That guy is a mingerdumper.

by joe September 3, 2003

mingebinge

A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.

"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Minge benefits

Working at a job where your work mates are promiscuous..

"Man what a day, worked til midday, minge benefits all afternoon"

by Sweetaz October 17, 2007

Mingblum

Two girls who are practically sisters. they can be considered 'butt buddies' ... they talk to eachother on a regualr basis .. hang out constantly .. and have to do everything together. with out one and other they become extremely lost and run to ther nearest pole. they are constantly confused and take every bit of anger out on eachother.... this usually results in a fight that neither one wins because they are both extremely skilled thugs! you will see them connected at the hip while walking around their highschool. sometimes they finish eachother sentences and other times they dont even have to use words to communicate. if you have a friendship like this you are officially a ' MINGBLUM"

"Those two girls , man o man, they are just a Mingblum!!!!"

"Will Maddie and Lauren ever stop talking in class. Damn it those two girls are such a Mingblum!!!"

by Ms.Julie Ann and Ms.Jean December 5, 2009

Minge Eater

A modification of "Binge Eater".

Rather than over-indulging in food, the Minge Eater is known for eating out several females pubic hairs. He/She is usually associated with being a "Player" or "Womanizer".

Dude, that guy over there is a total Minge Eater.

I've gotta stop Minge Eating or I'm gonna get sick.

by Vblacke April 5, 2010

Rough Minge

A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog

1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.

2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!

by Jebzilla May 14, 2012