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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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milf

(M)an, (I) (L)ove (F)olklore
When the 24tj of july comes, it means that it’s folklore’s birthday, so the expression milf it’s commonly used among swifties to express their love for folklore
by tolerateitstan August 5, 2023
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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Milf

Hey billy, in a couple of years your mom will qualify to be a grade A milf.
by Camspam May 13, 2022
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