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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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matt burgher

this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.
by awesomeness141 January 1, 2012
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Dirty Matt

When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.
Bro Matt pulled a Dirty Matt last night when we were gaming.
by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023
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Matt Ramos

A gay guy around many people, a demonic bitch in closed circles
I thought he was cool, but then he flipped out on me last night. What a fucking Matt Ramos.
by Cryptosporidian November 20, 2016
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The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
by P A Akin May 24, 2019
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Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus
DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart
by DEICER December 12, 2022
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