math class

If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.

Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.

You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.

I should have paid attention in math class. They guy who got straight As makes millions now.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019

maths methods

😃😀😄😅😂😭

Just when you thought something cannot possibly be graphed, maths methods replies with a “you my friend, are incorrect”.

by jobelfish2000 July 29, 2018

V Math

Short for “Vegan Math.” Math titles that indirectly promote a vegan lifestyle, by having zero questions on diary products like meat and milk, and excluding any brain-unfriendly chickens-and-rabbits and eggs word problems.

Math publishers are pressuring their meat-eating textbook authors for a V Math edition, by replacing questions on eggs, chocolate bars, and the like with non-diary products to target the millions of students and teachers with a vegan or vegetarian diet worldwide.

by MathPlus February 16, 2021

math rock

a band that uses a formula to write a song. Usually referring to bands influenced by Rush, Helmet, King Crimson, etc, which use complicated repeating rhythms, or highly intellecutalized beats based on some kind of math formula.

Dude, those guys are the sons of mathrock with their beats.

Rush wrote a song called YYZ, in which the beat is morse code for YYZ. That IS mathrock.

by octavius April 26, 2004

gay math

khan academy

student one: did you see that khan academy assignment
student two: yeah I know that is so gay math

by c skillet:) April 24, 2020

resource math

A class for a bunch of retards who don;t know what 2+2 is. They usually are one small class and are kids that either don't try or are future dominoes pizza guys.

My friend had a failing average and was put in resource math. He is a tard though.

by Janet the Ho October 15, 2007