Mailman

When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.

Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.

by Provider2.0 May 4, 2018

Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.

Mailfag's here!

by norTnoJ May 7, 2018

Mailmanned

Constantly fingering things. Even while driving and sorting mail.

Wow. She was so skilled at multitasking. She mailmanned her date on the drive home. So majestic.

by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018

Mail

1. Something old people did to send messages

2. A text that took forever to get to the receiver.

I sure hope the mail gets here on time.

by ADoctor.TheDoctor October 18, 2018

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.

Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn

by Lectric Larry January 21, 2019

Mail

Basically sexting only not as dirty (sexting is like talking dirty over text) its normally like a 11 to 16 year old thing and eventually will lead up to a meet(kiss with tounge)

I used to mail him but I dropped him because hes not that fit

by Thebiggingerboi February 2, 2019