you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018

Eli's mom

A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry

I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot

by Gaykidunderthesheet July 30, 2022

your mom

🚬

your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

Brad's Mom

An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.

Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.

Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.

OR

jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.

by Lucas13 September 10, 2008

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

by TomNook June 9, 2011

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

Mom friend

A calm friend who you can rely on, usually an older member of your friendgroup
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group

Toni: "Have you seen cait? I need comforting from our mom friend"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"

by Lolibit February 3, 2021