light gay

someone who is completely straight for the most part, but will sprinkle in jokes about being gay themself and being extremely homoerotic with friends of the same sex, proceeding to follow it up with no homo

“Is he gay?”
“I mean he just threatened to suck his friends dick so...”
“But he has a girlfriend, he must be light gay.”

by gregthefrog69 September 26, 2019

sniffing the light

being so close to dying you can smell heaven

person 1:oh my blueberries he looks terrible!
person 2:he's sniffing the light.

by ms.chondace lavender numnum August 28, 2012

Croc Light

The sexual act of shoving a flashlight up the anus of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.

Damon: "Dude, let's Croc Light Rachel!"
Allison: "Yeah let's do it!"

by Big Penis Manfro August 7, 2011

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.

"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."

by Not the moma March 27, 2021

nothing light

ya this is nothing to fuck with when someone says this this means that something is going tf down

my cock is nothing light

by johndfawaesw April 22, 2019

Light Fox

When you accidentally drink too much pepsi and become a fox, you be fox light

yeah he light fox

by DangerDangerous October 29, 2019