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Efficient Laziness

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
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The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.
"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"
by Meoww. January 12, 2012
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Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
by The women of Earth June 1, 2023
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Lazy

The definition of lazy is that one friend who won't get up off his fricking butt because he is a couch potato.
by Dat toilet Boi December 16, 2019
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Gender-lazy Polliwog

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022
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lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes
that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn
by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
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Foxy lazy

She was watching tv bring foxy lazy
by Robin of Foxley September 26, 2020
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