Just K

It's short for "just kidding" but long for "JK."

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you've got SIDS
Patient: What?
Doctor: JUST K

by Mart Neyugn November 14, 2009

Sauce-K

A dumbass with nothing but luck and determination. He does tend to do things to the best of his abilities, but he always ends up failing in some way or another. He doesn’t get the simple fact that he isn’t going to live up to anything. He’s nothing but a pest, a nuisance to everyone and everything around him. But apart from that, a pretty chill guy. Also he eats ass like no other.

Sauce-K is so cool man like so cool he’s so cool I can’t believe how cool he can be so cool

by No.1 hyperactive dumbass August 22, 2020

K-zorb

verb. To encase a particularly accident prone person in bubble wrap for their own protection

The dude's a mess, k-zorb him before he ends up in A+E.
She'll need k-zorbing to get through a ski trip in one piece,.

by u brain March 12, 2021

Justin K

Every time you say this name a star falls out of the sky.

“So Justin K drops in every hour to make sure things are going the exact way he wants.”
“Oh shit, did the night sky get darker?”

by Florenceiztheshitzzz April 23, 2018

Kyle With A K

Very egotistical. Claims to play a lot of instruments but can barely play their own. Probably has no foot, or a really shitty one. also has a shitty hairstyle. Just a really uncool guy.

“That guy is such a Kyle With A K, all he does is yell at people”.

by Tuna twilight September 8, 2018

Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Graham K

And that little one? That's Graham K.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Graham K knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Graham K knows who I cheated on my boyfriend with

by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019