Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.

"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"

by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020

jim

the biggest thing you will ever see its the biggest shlong

jim has a big shlong

by jimmnetron June 7, 2022

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.

Jim is a good noodle.

by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017

Jim Pickens

The person who created god

"Let there be"
-Jim Pickens

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015