jews for jesus

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

Jew Hunter

An amazing person. One who hunts jews. Born from the roman god zeus. of godly origin.

is that jesus?

no, its a jew hunter!

by scotty----- August 29, 2009

Mountain Jew

A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.

Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!

"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."

by FA-Q October 14, 2012

Jew Monger

Soemone who sells jews illegaly on the internet or, secretly seduces jews into sex.

"That dirty Jew monger He makes $500 a jew, while i only get $100 for a dildo"

by J-massa April 8, 2007

jew-tipping

The act of giving very small compensation to a hard working waitor or waitress due to a jewish-like self greed.

Tyler: Man this waitress did a really good job serving us tonight.

Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.

Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)

by Joseph Pomerening the third September 20, 2009

Jew Bowl

the world's most comprehensive and intense fantasy football league, currently in its 10th season of existence.

"I'm going to win my third Jew Bowl championship this year. Child please."

by shady mccoy August 18, 2009

Magical Jew

A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.

Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.

by Brian D. January 7, 2006