1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
by Grand Fortuna May 10, 2008
Technical: "may you be victorious"
can be used to replace pretty much any word, ever.
eg. hello, fuck, well done
ho can be replaced with no, or go depending on the situation.
but jai ho is the crowned queen :)
can be used to replace pretty much any word, ever.
eg. hello, fuck, well done
ho can be replaced with no, or go depending on the situation.
but jai ho is the crowned queen :)
by JaiHo! April 23, 2009
by Robert Goulet November 08, 2004
by GORN October 07, 2006
a black rapper who is actually better than what people judge him by. they usually listen to his mainstream songs which aren't that great lyrically, but have a good beat.
people don't listen to his good songs where he raps out multis like every second.
to all the people that hate jay-z or eminem, listen to the song "renegade", or at least look up the lyrics.
people don't listen to his good songs where he raps out multis like every second.
to all the people that hate jay-z or eminem, listen to the song "renegade", or at least look up the lyrics.
by danny bo banny July 14, 2005
by Robert Coons November 20, 2009
A skillful MC with questionable street credibility.
He has skills, no doubt and industry didn't see it until 1996 and Reasonable Doubt was released.
Jay-Z's street credibility is damaged by these considerations:
1) The girl that he was with before he blew up was extremely ugly.("Song Cry") If he slanged coke and was big time hustler, this wouldn't make sense. Maybe he liked her point of view? probably not because Jay is a superficial MOFO.
2) Un Rivera's deposition, I have read it, suggest that Rivera is not 100% certain (even unclear) as to who actually stabbed him. In the deposition he is extremely docile. If you read any deposition of cross-examination, this is never the case. Often they will be extremely hostile and reluctant to answer any questions. Un was paid by Jay, but for what?? To say, "my name is Un and Jay stabbed me~!" Plus, Jay-z plead guilty and asked for a deal like a RAT.
3) Un was his first court case. He never went to court before this nor jail.
Look, you have problem if you doubt everything they tell you on TV. But you are just as stupid if you believe everything that these RAPPERS are telling you.
This goes out the Tupac, Biggie, Nas, 50 cent, Snoop Dogg also. They even admitted that they don't do shit that they say on their music (except Snoop cause he is such a stoner). Why is it that I hear people saying that Jay-Z was a crazy gangster/dealer/murderer? Its garbage~!
Vast majority of gang bangers from the 80's are now in the streets as bums (the cracked out ones) that you laugh at. Go ask them if they knew Jay-Z back in the days.
He has skills, no doubt and industry didn't see it until 1996 and Reasonable Doubt was released.
Jay-Z's street credibility is damaged by these considerations:
1) The girl that he was with before he blew up was extremely ugly.("Song Cry") If he slanged coke and was big time hustler, this wouldn't make sense. Maybe he liked her point of view? probably not because Jay is a superficial MOFO.
2) Un Rivera's deposition, I have read it, suggest that Rivera is not 100% certain (even unclear) as to who actually stabbed him. In the deposition he is extremely docile. If you read any deposition of cross-examination, this is never the case. Often they will be extremely hostile and reluctant to answer any questions. Un was paid by Jay, but for what?? To say, "my name is Un and Jay stabbed me~!" Plus, Jay-z plead guilty and asked for a deal like a RAT.
3) Un was his first court case. He never went to court before this nor jail.
Look, you have problem if you doubt everything they tell you on TV. But you are just as stupid if you believe everything that these RAPPERS are telling you.
This goes out the Tupac, Biggie, Nas, 50 cent, Snoop Dogg also. They even admitted that they don't do shit that they say on their music (except Snoop cause he is such a stoner). Why is it that I hear people saying that Jay-Z was a crazy gangster/dealer/murderer? Its garbage~!
Vast majority of gang bangers from the 80's are now in the streets as bums (the cracked out ones) that you laugh at. Go ask them if they knew Jay-Z back in the days.
"You wanna be me, you can't you f@ggot you bitch you coward you clown you just wanna get down"
=Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones (2002)=
=Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones (2002)=
by MCs May 05, 2005