Jade

Someone who is less attractive than they realize, a 4 who thinks they are a 10

She is such a jade. She thinks she is cuter than me??? She so jaded.

by Slangily January 13, 2024

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny

You are a jade allen

by Jade allen January 7, 2019

Jade

A ran through desperate cry baby

"Hey did you hear what jade did, she cheated on her boyfriend with five guys"

by Citynights June 21, 2024

Jade

Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.

My best friend jade, kissed me.

by Cumshot 343434 November 5, 2021

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025