Jacked Full of Deuce

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

by deucemaster August 26, 2013

jacoochie

When a girl gets out of a jacuzzi and there is water in her coochie.

Gurllll, I have such a jacoochie right now.

by Kokums January 29, 2014

Jack and Jill of America

The Black Elite, a organization filled with wealthy African Americans who want to give back to their communities and mingle with other fortunate African Americans. Their children often go off into Black Ivy leagues such as Howard.Spelman and Morehouse.

Oh, he's in Jack and Jill of America, his parents have money.

by Prestigiousfish April 2, 2015

jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.

Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."

by winegrape May 5, 2015

Jacuzzi talk

When you go into the jacuzzi with all your homies and being real with them; talking about really private deep shit that you won't tell anyone else and connecting experiences that you've had

I went into the jacuzzi with Duke and learned about how he has a littel 2 incher with a mole on the tip, man that was some good jacuzzi talk.

by 2nd Hand Smoke November 23, 2015

jacoya

JaCoya's are very funny and are brutally honest people. They will always make you laugh and are very outgoing as well. JaCoyas are pretty, but they lack in the self confidence department. They like things like shopping and adore makeup. They love deeply and hold on to their lovers tight. If you ever meet a JaCoya, keep her around. She is very loyal and will always have your back no matter what.

Dang girl, JaCoya's eyebrows are on fleek.

by Belomophobia August 15, 2016

Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017