Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

Mr. Dutcher

A ginger teacher with a jewfro and a tie. Takes his sweet time to grade work

"Damn Mr. Dutcher is taking too long to grade my work"
"Yeah, he's pretty gay"

by BagOfPlums69 June 12, 2016

Mrs. Nicole

Your female English teacher, typically around 30 years old, who calls you to a room during your gym class and does a growth check on you, which is basically an examination of your genitals.

Mrs. Nicole: Hello Tom, can you follow me please?
Tom: *Follows Mrs. Nicole*
Mrs. Nicole: I will have to do a growth check on you so do you mind if I examined your penis?
Tom: *Pulls pants down and sits on chair*
Mrs. Nicole: *Puts gloves on*
Tom: *Gets a boner and gets his penis examined*

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

Mr Tigani

A word used to describe a very tall and handsome man with so much music knowledge it's almost impossible not to fall in love with him, a more trustworthy resource than Ultimate Guitar.

That man is so incredibly good at music and stuff, he's a Mr Tigani!

by therealnatedogg72 August 9, 2023

Mr. Laughing

The general description of a person who is:

1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!

Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"

by Bestbelieveitbitches April 26, 2009

Mr. J

A nickname for the Joker

Harley Quinn often calls The Joker Mr. J

by Helpless Writer September 27, 2008