Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*
by I like cookiessssssssss June 09, 2019
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christ cookie

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.
by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 20, 2017
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Breakfast cookies

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
by Shannonymous November 13, 2016
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad
Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀
by CubeBitt July 22, 2022
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Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."
Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.
by TDIDDy12 April 03, 2016
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Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.
I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 09, 2019
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