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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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fluffless muffin

a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
by ike randy June 14, 2010
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Muffin Black

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"
by Bakernator May 14, 2010
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poon muffin

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.
by pdub253 December 24, 2008
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muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
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Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
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