Kentucky show boat

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
by Tipdock March 04, 2012
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Tricycle Penis Boat

A gender some people identify as. Very sexy.
Gavin: bro I think I identify as a tricycle penis boat.

Forrest: it's okay man I think I do to.

Both: OMG SAMESIES
by bllr May 20, 2021
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Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
by zanderiv April 06, 2010
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missed the boat

When a person or entity that was doing things good and enjoyed a good record out of it, all of a sudden does something really bad.
Did you see that new digital camera model? Nikon missed the boat on this one!
by Matu August 17, 2004
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Luna's Boat Song

EEEEEEEHHHHH!! EEEH EEEH EEEH!!! ^_^

Sung by Luna in Lunar:Silver Star Story Complete! SO PRETTY! I wanna hug her for such a warm song! Aw, it makes me fall asleep with it's kawaiiness! SO soothing and peaceful!

I had it in my head the whole time I was cleaning the Bayshore gym, which was January 17 2004 to February 04 2004!
Wishing on a dream that seems far off

Hoping that it will come today

Into the starlit night

Foolish dreamers turn their gaze

Waiting on a shooting star

But... What if that star is not to come?

Will their dreams fade to nothing?

When the horizon darkens most

We all need to believe there is hope!

Is an Angel watching closely over me?

Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?

I know my heart should guide me but

There's a hole within my soul

What will fill this emptiness inside of me?

Am I to be satisfied without no way?

I wish now then for a chance to see, now all I need (Desperately!)...

Is my... Star to come...
by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 23, 2004
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Row your boat

Row

Row

Row your boat

Gently

Down

The

Stream

Merrily

Merrily

Mercifully

Life is butt a dream …
Row your boat … this was a metaphor of life and spiritually in a book I read …

The shaman speaks

Maggie Wahls

Wise ancient soul without a doubt …

Maybe I met her in a life before this …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
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the boat has passed

the opportunity has gone by
when people drop out of architecture and want to come back 2 months later, "the boat has passed"
by gluescrews October 15, 2013
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