Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 05, 2023
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Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it
by King Renzo January 23, 2021
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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Clock Liters

A clock liter is a form of measurement used to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes
There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters
by Kent A. Meters September 01, 2022
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clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes
There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters
by Kent A. Meters September 01, 2022
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Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.
“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”
by EmmaRosie July 05, 2021
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clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy
Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night
by Jackelope April 12, 2021
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