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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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Clock it

Ryann: Clock it Sereen!!"
Willa: " Yes, clock it!!
clock it means to encourage your best friend to study really hard and get good grades before the time runs out which is when clock it is used.
by sireneeee November 6, 2025
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clock thong

a thong for a clock.
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"
by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023
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rearrange your clock

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.
by Watson00 March 8, 2016
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