The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.

"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"

by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018

dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

by milfndenver July 8, 2024

Hold B

To reset, die, or kill yourself. Especially when something is too hard

"dude you cant beat this hold b."
"hold b bro"
"hold b"

by vrurbnre May 5, 2024

Hold the carrots

Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots

John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019

Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014